Friday, June 17, 2005

How to make Jon cry

Today I cried. Literally.

T, her sister and I were happily ambling around a dusty construction site when I was someone bumped into a partition barricade. The barricades had sticky (and I mean STICKYY) tape on them, since fluorescent stickers would be attached to them later on I assume. As fate would have it, I, wearing berms, got my left leg adhered to one such barricade.

My instant reaction was to yank my leg away of course. The pain. Excruciating. Horrendous. Agonizing. Unbearable. Unspeakable really. It left me with a patch of baldness on my shin area. I was tearing very badly, and embarassingly. T and L had to pamper me with Fish McDippers and bandung before I shut up.

Stab me, or hurl lighting bolts at me, but leave my leg hairs ALONE. *wince*

5 comments:

denise said...

whahahah. omg. sticky tape. i've pulled off my friend's leghair for fun before. is that close? lol. and anyway. you're not much older than me, although you're STILL OLD. heheheh.18 is cooler than 16 though. i get to enter a club. hahaha!

Anonymous said...

hrmm
ok. jon, i pray that the hair will grow quickly or there'll be a big patch lol

Liangcai said...

Ouch man. Ouch.

Anonymous said...

*evil laugh with gleam in eye*

Jon Lai said...

where is your sympathy??? tsk tsk. even worse is that I can't stick plasters on my leg when it gets cut etc. for the simple reason that the pain endured ultimately is worse than the original cut itself.

wah, this really sucks. :[