the AO attack

Yesterday, on my way back from uni, i walked straight into an AO attack. BO meaning Body Odour and AO meaning Armpit Odour. Sitting on a bus, woken up by a stench, turned around only to come face to face with an armpit. Its the most disgusting thing that has happened to me since 2005. I made eye contact at the lady next to me. She told me, "Wondered how you sleep throughout, haha.." I smiled at her. My kind of girl.

Here's a graphic representation. Me in blue and the offender in outline. The offensive in red.