"Relationships are best measured by farting."
"Erm... Excuse me?"
"The stages of a relationship can be defined by farting.
Stage 1 is the conspiracy of silence. This is a fantasy period where both parties pretend that they have no bodily waste. This illusion is very quickly shattered by that first shy “oooh-did-you-fart?” moment, followed by the sheepish admission of truth. This heralds a period of deeper intimacy – a period I like to call the “fart honeymoon”, where both parties find each others’ gas just about the cutest thing in the world. But of course no honeymoon can last forever.
And so we reach the critical fork in the fart – either the fart loses its power to amuse and embarrass thereby signifying true love. Or else, it begins to annoy and disgust, thereby symbolising all that is blocked and rancid in the formerly beloved.
Do you see what I’m getting at?"
About Jon
- Jon Lai
- Lion City, Gibraltar
- I would like to think of myself not just as an architect or a designer. Hell no, i don't particularly desire to be "arty farty". Instead, I'm just doing my job on earth, taking care of mankind and minding other people's business. There is nothing more rewarding than making someone smile. The simple things of life amuse me. Teddy bears make me happy. I don't stare at women. Yet I complicate life. Welcome to my dynasty.
5 comments:
ADOOI! I'd sure love to conduct experiments on couples after feeding them tons of baked beans :) It'll be interesting to watch! Nevertheless it makes sense :) Good observation Jon :)
That's a very crass way of putting it. Effective, but crass.
You have a knack for doing that, don't you? =)
*POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTT*
oops I just virtural farted.. :P
*rolls on the floor laughing*
BOO back! So randomly popping up on my blog..how did u manage to reach thaaaaatt far in cyberspace??
mamamia, bro!
nice observation :)
nice previous post too. read it and rejoiced that you are, at times, unconventional, eccentric, traditional (!), godly (!!) and ...horrors!!!.. so uncool.
love you all the more for that.
rejoice! :) :) :) :) :)
xxx
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