Monday, February 06, 2006

Valentine's

Its 8 more days before the “much heralded” Valentine’s Day. Trust all you males are having a great time preparing for the day. It is my opinion that females tend to be pickier on this day than on any other day. It is considered a heinous crime should anything go wrong on Valentine’s Day. One might also like to know that Valentine’s Day is the most popular day in the year to initiate a breakup. Stab where it hurts the hardest you see.

What happens about the guys out there who DON’T have a valentine? What you gonna do? Fret not, groan not, yours truly finds himself in the same predicament this year, unless a miracle happens in the next week (which is the reason why I’ve been desperately messaging my female contacts… ahaha just kidding).

I blew an “opportunity” last Friday when I turned down a 28 year old. Some of you will know her. How am I suppose to spend Valentine’s Day with her, I don’t know. Why I even agreed to meet her after 7 months, I am even more clueless. Twas a rough night. It made me revile myself for liking her in the first place. How is possible for complete love to change to immense dislike in 2 years? I cannot comprehend. Oh well… some things are best left alone.

In any case, I have another chance this week when I meet M – this Eurasian woman I know nothing about. I wouldn’t exactly call it a date, more of lets-just-see-other-and-get-over-it kind of thing. But of course, there is always a tinge of hope that she might stay around for Valentines. Will let you know how it goes in due time.

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Incidentally, I was taking the bus back when this hot babe sat next to me. I was sleeping initially so I didn’t know. When I did know, I couldn’t get back to sleep. Heh… and that’s precisely when she started to sleep. And boy did her head loll all over the place. It was only a matter of time before it handed on my shoulder.

Girl: Oh sorry. Really sorry. I’m so tired.
Jon: It’s okay, go and sleep.

(2nd time, her head bonks hard on my shoulder)

Girl: Oh no! Sorry sorry.
Jon: It’s alright. I’d rather you stay there than bang your head around.
Girl: Alright. Thanks than.

Guess what? She stays on my shoulder. WTF?!?!?!! But what a nice thing. I bet she was too sleepy to realise what she did though. Because under normal circumstances, guys don’t get what they want. =P

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

dammm bro... wassap with the head rolling in sleep thing man? u got lucky again! damm

noed-resarf said...

Wow, You must have felt on top pf the world! Damn!

Could be that she was attracted to your "perfume", haha!

fraz was here. God bless Jon!

Jon Lai said...

Sam: the right use of "get lucky" surely means something else. Hence, I got quite lucky but not lucky per say. :)

Fras: The man with the new blog (I've linked you btw). I'm sure I was in uniform after coming back from work. No perfume I assure you. haha..