The importance of smelling right

Most of you would know I take pride in everything I do. Yes, I can be pretty anal retentive especially to myself (though I try hard not to be). Therefore, this makes me all the more prone to the odd clanger. I hate it when it happens, but it is inevitable. I’m not that invincible as I think. :)

This morning, in a sluggish blur, I sprayed Be Delicious by DKNY on myself. I remember walking to the bus stop thinking “woah where’s the babe who smells so good ah?” I also remember looking around futilely for some non-existent woman. Then, I saw this RJC girl give me a quizzical look. Only then did I realise I was the one who was smelling like a chick. It’s so damn embarrassing, I’d roll around in mud to get rid of the smell. I love the scent, it rocks. But you know, it’s hardly the androgynous sort like Tommy Girl. Bloody hell, I was a laughing stock at work too. Yah, for the whole friggin day – an extremely humbling lesson learnt the hard way.

So much for being refined Jon, you should go stuff your head in the shredder. Bwah!



Some delicious pictures of BE DELICIOUS for WOMEN only!!