I met DHD on Saturday after work. The aim was of course to look for a date for his comms ball. I don’t think he’s really capable of thinking of anything else.
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Saturday was also the day Jeremy called me in office (thanks dude). I promised him pictures of Miko, the Japanese girl I met at a function a few days back. But wait wait wait, hear me out first before you start drooling.
We were at Eunos Technopark for an invite-only roadshow. She was modelling for Toyota ($24 per hour) as you will see. Also, they made the girls wear retarded things like 8 inch platforms. What the hell for? She looked like a mish-mash of Manga and Anime jumbled most distastefully. The event itself was okay, not as much eye candy as I expected, but when you have an iceberg of an eye candy, why settle for the little nuggets floating around. Haha, a lot of Tiger Beer-like aunties modelling for cars. For crying out loud, who the hell would buy them? Sex sells.
We went for dinner after that at East Coast. I thoroughly enjoyed the time spent with her. She’s refined in her own way and puts me on my guard. I haven’t felt like that for a while and it’s probably going to be a learning experience all over again. Then, I’m faced with commitment versus interest. But this is too early to think about, I won’t mislead her though. She’s simply sugar and spice and everything nice. It would shatter me to see her sad. Also, no physical contact which always a good thing. Not at this stage at least. Oh, she did make a silly statement though, “Jon, you need a girlfriend.” This is so cliché alright, the whole world tells me that. Sorry but I like spending money on friends at my whim and fancy. Not on a single person. Many happy people is better than 1 happy girl. Besides, I collect football figures and they cost $10 each. Oh an interesting anecdote: One the girls of the past ended things with me because I collect them. She thought I was gay and spending too much on them. She couldn’t be more dispensable. With such a stupid reason to break up, I couldn’t be happier to see she and her boloney get the hell out of my front door.
4 comments:
You know, some men may actually like those Tiger Beer Aunties.. for example, those old uncles who hang out at their local kopitiam, drinking Tiger late at night, smoking Camel, and chatting up the Tiger Aunty working there.
Or maybe they just cost $4 per hour instead of Miko's $24. That's a saving of $20 per hour per aunty. Is that fuckin good value or what?! Like why hire 1 girl when you can hire 6 aunties!!!
that's true... some guys also like the flabby MILF types.
Oh the tiger beer aunties wear skirts with HIGH SLITS... I'm sure guys like moh nam would love em. haha
Ok put another way.. $4 instead for $24.. 6 aunties instead of 1 Miko = more bang for your buck. Hahahaha.
Dude.. tell me.. WHO LIKES MILFS!? Hahaha. We know who. But do we dare say?
okay fine... some of us DO like MILFs. But we're talking about flabby MILFs with NO botex jobs. haha... recently I've been hit on by the librarian in my uni. It's pretty scary but damn well obvious. I think she's married too. Sometimes Jem, it's really not my fault is it?
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