woooooo

I must admit I’m well pleased with myself. I’ve snagged a date for tonight. Alright, I really don’t mean to brag or show off, but hey, give me credit, it took me all of 2 minutes.

Actually, she’s my neighbour. Sort of, same condo, but far away. I’ve seen her a few times before, the hi-bye-smile sort of relationship you know. Well, she was doing the grocery shopping for her mum and I happened to see her. So ya you guessed it, I helped her. I really think pretty girls and shopping bags don’t go together. I mean NTUC shopping bags with frozen poultry and spring onion leaves sprouting out of course.

I reckon she’s smart enough. Her pedigree can’t be that bad, she was from ACJC, currently in NUS. And she’s rich. :) But of course, that isn’t the point. It remains to be seen. I will get to know her better tonight over coffee and a movie.

Only thing is she’s in a weakened state. You’re going to have to decipher that out yourself. I refuse to be explicit. She was like, “you’re my part time boyfriend tonight.” Obviously I have no idea what she means but I ain’t anal about the outcome. She is after all, pretty hot. I have my principles of course. That said, I definitely wouldn’t move in for the kill anytime soon. I don’t eat injured, defenceless creatures.