i'm lovin it

And so I do. Today, it rocked my world again.

I took MC. For the sake of doing work. I am obviously not sick, nor suffering from diahorrea. :) And I have no choice, if I don’t finish my work, I’m bak kwa. Actually, I had an appointment with a client as well so I couldn’t have gone to work anyway. But the REAL reason is: I hate NS. Waste of time.

So I was at Mac Ds since 9 in the morning. Free flow tea/coffee till 11 is the best. Just gggrrrrreat for cheapos like me.

Don’t ask me why. When I’m at the golden arches, my inspiration bleeds non-stop. It was no different today. Such a sense of achievement to see the stack of drawings completed by 4. I intended to stay till 6 at least actually. What ensued was that Mac Ds also happens to attract hot chicks. And there was one such hot chick. HOT! Not attractive, I emphasize. We were making so much eye contact such that I got no work done from 4 - 4.45. Bloody waste of time. Anyhow, I decided, it would be best not to talk to this piece of porcelain, I’ve got enough shit on my plate already. Again, I was NOT in uniform, so why she would have continued to look at me is a mystery.

There was a mad dude at Macca’s too. He kept hollering incoherently at little kids with balloons. Maybe he’s paranoid the balloons would explode in his face or something. Its so funny to see mums and passerbys turning their figures 360۫ around their ears. It’s a universal expression for MAD. Just like how a 3rd finger tells it all. Or the word “fuck”.

I’m thinking of dying my hair white. This would save me from being a constant victim of condescension. The client I met today apparently felt me too young to undertake his project. Not as if it was a MEGA mall or anything mind you. Just a freaking condo club house. Even a first year freshie could have done that. Man, such arrogance! When I showed him my portfolio and results from uni, he didn’t have much to say. I was tempted to ask him if he graduated when he was 19? Actually, no, wait. What the hell was he doing at 19 whilst I was completely my degree?? Don’t mean to blow my trumpet in any way but I hate old people sometimes, especially when they’re around 45-55 and all uppity and biggity and all that. Stuff it suckers!!

Feeling pretty anti-social today, didn’t bother to check out girls and stuff. I’m too busy with the sketch submission tomorrow.

Ding’s off to Taiwan. He told me he missed me yesterday. And that he sounded gay. But bro, just in case you read this, I love you too. And I’m not gay.

Called da BOMB thia ge lau sai last night too. Feel the pressure he’s under. Mostly from himself though. Sounds like yours truly. That’s the reason why there is NO TIME FOR GIRLS. Just dates, casual ones. I love dates. Mmmm… yumm!

Yan Tyng’s birthday and I didn’t call her. Shucks! Eh, don’t use the word shucks next time, you know why? Shit + fuck = Shucks! Double the vulgarities, just use fuck instead or as I learnt from J, LMFAO = Laughing my fucking ass off. Nice one that, very imaginative!