Wednesday, April 06, 2005

dictionary of Han's words

A dictionary of one of our Captain's vocabulary and useless English. He's really an embarrassment especially in front of professionals. And when he's punishing us, you really don't know what to do, laugh or put on a serious face... haha

Scotch tape - corsh tape
Film - flim
Parapet - Peh pet (damn embarrasing this one)
Rubbish - Garbish
Garbage - Rubbage
Unsuccessful - Insuccessful
Hari Raya - Hari Raja (WTF??!)
Foolscap - Fullscrap
Hazardous - Hazerdrous

Why you never eats your watermelon?

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

hahah bro... you forgot a few:

Lorry: lolly
building: builling
ringing: ling-ing
tell: till

Jeremy said...

W.T.F.

Jon Lai said...

hahahahaha thanks dude... sorry jem, when life gets mundane.. everything stupid seems like a joke, ya know.. =p

Jeremy said...

Say sorry for what? I meant WTF as in the way he speaks. It's really like WTF isnt it?

Yes it's stupid and a joke. Haha. Even if life isnt mundane, it is still stupid and a joke!

ROck on dhl.

Liangcai said...

We need to send these people for retraining.

Jon Lai said...

hehe... its considered condemn liao la... train also no use :p today kena more rubbish from him... this "plojec" very important... kaozzz